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Los Angeles Sighting T-Shirt

Color: Maroon
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Regular price  $46.99 Sale price  $29.99

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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% ring-spun cotton (Gildan 64000). Heavyweight, durable, and unisex. Arrives pre-shrunk and broken-in, so it fits right out of the package and runs true to size. 👕
Made and shipped within the USA 🇺🇸 by personnel who take their mandatory coffee breaks very seriously. ☕

Recovered from the archive and approved for public wear. 🛸
Does not grant actual clearance. Wear responsibly. ⚠️

Washing Instructions

Issued by the Internal Garment Review Board. Compliance is strongly encouraged.

Washing 🌊

Wash cold and inside out. Use gentle detergent only — no bleach, no fabric softener. ❄️ This is garment-dyed cotton, so the first wash may release a little color. Keep it separate from your other laundry until then.

Drying ☀️

Hang dry, or tumble dry on low. Skip the high heat — it causes unauthorized shrinkage. Remove promptly to prevent wrinkling. ⏱️

Ironing 🧲

Never iron directly on the graphic. Flip the shirt inside out or use a pressing cloth. The archive does not replace damaged.

Free & Easy Returns

Issued by the Office of Civilian Disclosure. Handle accordingly.

Shipping 🚚

Free shipping on orders over $75. 🎖️ Artifacts ship within 7 days, then arrive via USPS in 2–5 days. ⏱️ Tracking is included — monitor obsessively or ignore completely. Both are approved. 🔍

Returns 🗂️

We want you happy with your recovered materials. If your artifact arrives damaged or defective, you get a full refund — no interrogation required. 💰

To qualify:

File within 30 days of your order 📅

Item must be in its original condition 🔒

Email your case to support@theilluminatee.com — staffed by actual humans 🧍

Field Note 📎

We're not a faceless organization (officially). If something's wrong, just reach out. ⚠️

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FAQ's

Where are the t-shirts made?

All artifacts manufactured and dispatched through approved domestic channels. That means the t-shirts are made right here in the USA.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes. Once your order ships, a classified transmission will be delivered to your inbox — complete with a unique tracking number so you can monitor your artifact through every stage of its journey. Follow it block by block. City by city. Right to your door. Because a good agent always knows where their package is.

What materials are your products made of?

All artifacts in the archive are constructed from premium ring-spun cotton — engineered for comfort during active operations and durable enough to withstand daily deployment. No shortcuts. No compromises. The Internal Garment Review Board has reviewed all materials and found them highly acceptable.