{"product_id":"national-park-ufo-t-shirt","title":"National Park UFO T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eRecovered from the archive and approved for public wear. 👕 Constructed from 100% ring-spun Gildan 64000 cotton, because field operatives require comfort during extended low-velocity operations. 🛸 This unisex garment arrives pre-broken-in — the result of processes we are not authorized to disclose. 🔒 Heavyweight. Durable. Runs true to size, which is more than we can say for most recovered materials. 📦\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eManufactured, packaged, and dispatched within approved domestic channels 🇺🇸 by personnel who observe mandatory rest intervals at regular intervals throughout operations. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes not grant actual clearance. Wear responsibly. ⚠️\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56609800847686,"sku":"32237238067846229919","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56609801109830,"sku":"20091457051925172483","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56609801371974,"sku":"15591350906768084445","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56609801634118,"sku":"83199735427716361239","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56609801896262,"sku":"15143682842473041103","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":56609800683846,"sku":"60584641368978651185","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56609800716614,"sku":"11533862808857453437","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56609800978758,"sku":"27866017371274593066","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56609801240902,"sku":"16919980735276120759","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56609801503046,"sku":"28733349389685875294","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56609801765190,"sku":"22824829157600911103","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56609802027334,"sku":"21438038392757082016","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56609802191174,"sku":"11163629728508109655","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 5XL","offer_id":56609802223942,"sku":"17915785111694330500","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":56609800749382,"sku":"92857347959501717720","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":56609801011526,"sku":"88977587190168848496","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":56609801273670,"sku":"13183203083186691146","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":56609801535814,"sku":"46153266623309928547","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":56609801797958,"sku":"77945497744612612237","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":56609802060102,"sku":"25388344370611013119","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56609800782150,"sku":"30579385963030866128","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56609801044294,"sku":"42275986678860276909","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56609801306438,"sku":"94683981530563733432","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56609801568582,"sku":"32700461856984228055","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56609801830726,"sku":"51728801529044478696","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56609802092870,"sku":"32685668189310087839","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":56609800814918,"sku":"88357485192090256754","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":56609801077062,"sku":"14646484202156224719","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":56609801339206,"sku":"23365460389993258138","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":56609801601350,"sku":"21036442530741996322","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":56609801863494,"sku":"20787204448142611827","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56609800880454,"sku":"26809070077068454499","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56609801142598,"sku":"16212414667097530308","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56609801404742,"sku":"11036463039117094578","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56609801666886,"sku":"29823956205724576795","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56609801929030,"sku":"14599501430289806212","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":56609800913222,"sku":"21133549682822917861","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":56609801175366,"sku":"32907573475533696704","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":56609801437510,"sku":"16074955852527688546","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":56609801699654,"sku":"14566309524518758622","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":56609801961798,"sku":"15001108150026369873","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":56609802125638,"sku":"26042359509698178023","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":56609800945990,"sku":"12375754931630325435","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":56609801208134,"sku":"47587455576209879893","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":56609801470278,"sku":"12059974581755102078","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":56609801732422,"sku":"17406075022080265164","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":56609801994566,"sku":"31802540995971681015","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":56609802158406,"sku":"25131540664875778137","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/5983\/6998\/files\/national-park-ufo-t-shirt-1-5a73e528-e658-4bfa-90a5-3c3c6f0b8c07.webp?v=1782230874","url":"https:\/\/theilluminatee.com\/products\/national-park-ufo-t-shirt","provider":"The Illuminatee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}