{"product_id":"chicago-sighting-t-shirt","title":"Chicago Sighting T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eRecovered from the archive and approved for public wear. 👕 Constructed from 100% ring-spun Gildan 64000 cotton, because field operatives require comfort during extended low-velocity operations. 🛸 This unisex garment arrives pre-broken-in — the result of processes we are not authorized to disclose. 🔒 Heavyweight. Durable. Runs true to size, which is more than we can say for most recovered materials. 📦\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eManufactured, packaged, and dispatched within approved domestic channels 🇺🇸 by personnel who observe mandatory rest intervals at regular intervals throughout operations. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes not grant actual clearance. Wear responsibly. ⚠️\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":56960146899270,"sku":"89471336401709721879","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":56960147161414,"sku":"38378917041299894642","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":56960147423558,"sku":"25196631054370377347","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":56960147685702,"sku":"17981346055296987071","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":56960147947846,"sku":"13527587545112094590","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":56960148209990,"sku":"24703489342918875377","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":56960146833734,"sku":"23193931158964521632","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56960146866502,"sku":"10560303820640670728","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56960147128646,"sku":"95968078390490962741","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56960147390790,"sku":"25718208222006473953","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56960147652934,"sku":"29784921354446880581","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56960147915078,"sku":"54220341689697326216","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56960148177222,"sku":"31376634049001721808","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56960148341062,"sku":"16543836390652040522","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 5XL","offer_id":56960148373830,"sku":"11763810270907822707","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56960146932038,"sku":"29954955944525943122","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56960147194182,"sku":"45746816401751030903","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56960147456326,"sku":"74268171686116515650","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56960147718470,"sku":"49826487277182276821","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56960147980614,"sku":"33317431313913180154","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56960148242758,"sku":"26091398326496754177","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":56960146964806,"sku":"55325038208407643875","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":56960147226950,"sku":"32564651564500372438","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":56960147489094,"sku":"13025221018789568957","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":56960147751238,"sku":"77740221016092665760","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":56960148013382,"sku":"30294719922050961785","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56960146997574,"sku":"24003750867272005170","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56960147259718,"sku":"27914284119259428380","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56960147521862,"sku":"46864367812220029907","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56960147784006,"sku":"16237283553061037352","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56960148046150,"sku":"13435287155380456787","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56960147030342,"sku":"16435435494991000281","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56960147292486,"sku":"25790963861397430759","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56960147554630,"sku":"20741059770166430792","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56960147816774,"sku":"30282191881659625573","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56960148078918,"sku":"26137800538490740441","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":56960147063110,"sku":"31445975271038305882","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":56960147325254,"sku":"73744574811222146545","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":56960147587398,"sku":"30997741351098083126","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":56960147849542,"sku":"29565630904606380038","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":56960148111686,"sku":"20076762660616523244","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":56960148275526,"sku":"28700662568775928704","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":56960147095878,"sku":"17302964633552133553","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":56960147358022,"sku":"42264022290423472562","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":56960147620166,"sku":"27308586249234557855","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":56960147882310,"sku":"15045666996296400802","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":56960148144454,"sku":"10666371087950899977","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":56960148308294,"sku":"81541739230830104015","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/5983\/6998\/files\/chicago-sighting-t-shirt-3-7feb8d4f-65a8-4ad3-98bb-ed2098e59fb4.webp?v=1784156940","url":"https:\/\/theilluminatee.com\/products\/chicago-sighting-t-shirt","provider":"The Illuminatee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}