{"product_id":"bookworm-t-shirt","title":"Bookworm T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eRecovered from the archive and approved for public wear. 👕 Constructed from 100% ring-spun Gildan 64000 cotton, because field operatives require comfort during extended low-velocity operations. 🛸 This unisex garment arrives pre-broken-in — the result of processes we are not authorized to disclose. 🔒 Heavyweight. Durable. Runs true to size, which is more than we can say for most recovered materials. 📦\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eManufactured, packaged, and dispatched within approved domestic channels 🇺🇸 by personnel who observe mandatory rest intervals at regular intervals throughout operations. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes not grant actual clearance. Wear responsibly. ⚠️\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56918096675142,"sku":"30660500125088309704","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56918096871750,"sku":"50838353762185721211","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56918097068358,"sku":"31804115294639147745","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56918097264966,"sku":"10763281529643290369","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56918097461574,"sku":"10958382988034756697","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":56918096544070,"sku":"17289350076371760031","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56918096576838,"sku":"72696914302362302856","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56918096773446,"sku":"27209786728460168613","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56918096970054,"sku":"17963506563510353554","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56918097166662,"sku":"17320774543288327613","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56918097363270,"sku":"15935004952476364444","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56918097559878,"sku":"25604340024172154801","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":56918096609606,"sku":"23632449932583926821","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":56918096806214,"sku":"24660321630780782550","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":56918097002822,"sku":"14244483227820301549","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":56918097199430,"sku":"32007427068254149373","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":56918097396038,"sku":"32807701591003272167","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":56918097592646,"sku":"15179929971845988829","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56918096642374,"sku":"10056930153843513671","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56918096838982,"sku":"70525005557878095805","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56918097035590,"sku":"11834937214493831782","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56918097232198,"sku":"14381923224795224769","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56918097428806,"sku":"24340098869450023756","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56918097625414,"sku":"11697578594893909932","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56918096707910,"sku":"75113790066856991779","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56918096904518,"sku":"27120502631624206567","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56918097101126,"sku":"31092350158302544767","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56918097297734,"sku":"18270296203099535978","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56918097494342,"sku":"44513796960297844185","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":56918096740678,"sku":"10334496448971420842","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":56918096937286,"sku":"11741406020669169575","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":56918097133894,"sku":"21649716490084676785","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":56918097330502,"sku":"76202933540988612951","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":56918097527110,"sku":"11015746133665446572","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":56918097658182,"sku":"21163015191521312914","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/5983\/6998\/files\/bookworm-t-shirt-1-5a73e528-e658-4bfa-90a5-3c3c6f0b8c07_4ee12bfe-6e19-49db-a4c6-10d0822cc1c9.webp?v=1783622836","url":"https:\/\/theilluminatee.com\/products\/bookworm-t-shirt","provider":"The Illuminatee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}