{"product_id":"aquatic-entity-t-shirt","title":"Aquatic Entity T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eRecovered from the archive and approved for public wear. 👕 Constructed from 100% ring-spun Gildan 64000 cotton, because field operatives require comfort during extended low-velocity operations. 🛸 This unisex garment arrives pre-broken-in — the result of processes we are not authorized to disclose. 🔒 Heavyweight. Durable. Runs true to size, which is more than we can say for most recovered materials. 📦\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eManufactured, packaged, and dispatched within approved domestic channels 🇺🇸 by personnel who observe mandatory rest intervals at regular intervals throughout operations. ☕\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDoes not grant actual clearance. Wear responsibly. ⚠️\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":56918052307270,"sku":"11713009814304390584","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":56918052503878,"sku":"24093403009781386041","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":56918052700486,"sku":"18478062614625024575","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":56918052897094,"sku":"11544743033303909329","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":56918053093702,"sku":"12768903052577801850","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":56918053290310,"sku":"21078629730590885675","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XS","offer_id":56918052208966,"sku":"12697307282524005852","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ S","offer_id":56918052241734,"sku":"13481710632580529413","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ M","offer_id":56918052438342,"sku":"27203585067392020347","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ L","offer_id":56918052634950,"sku":"15663084357086945289","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ XL","offer_id":56918052831558,"sku":"67259960789325983217","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 2XL","offer_id":56918053028166,"sku":"18327583884648362134","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 3XL","offer_id":56918053224774,"sku":"25385154947927300887","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 4XL","offer_id":56918053355846,"sku":"28063298988256447329","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Charcoal \/ 5XL","offer_id":56918053388614,"sku":"65902098858139848246","price":34.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":56918052274502,"sku":"30243823379585275484","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":56918052471110,"sku":"24851567896326401057","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":56918052667718,"sku":"10630038999315398850","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":56918052864326,"sku":"14348567105622841378","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":56918053060934,"sku":"14628027601473475498","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":56918053257542,"sku":"20241413639080392049","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":56918052340038,"sku":"24724723074852810579","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":56918052536646,"sku":"24603486124725705889","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":56918052733254,"sku":"31517985507366980021","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":56918052929862,"sku":"13808374589824904144","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":56918053126470,"sku":"19848675235262357823","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":56918052372806,"sku":"29764160929417216263","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":56918052569414,"sku":"26821669362685908075","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":56918052766022,"sku":"26171999824696431214","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":56918052962630,"sku":"26914731281651987383","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":56918053159238,"sku":"22671023540872504954","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":56918052405574,"sku":"27717800306277993442","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":56918052602182,"sku":"20082714782537639942","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":56918052798790,"sku":"58694386497024997916","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":56918052995398,"sku":"13293768166819298242","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":56918053192006,"sku":"13182701134593484068","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":56918053323078,"sku":"16922967179487033660","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0983\/5983\/6998\/files\/aquatic-entity-t-shirt-6-5503b8e2-ae13-4244-9fa5-6b70200ce103.webp?v=1783358178","url":"https:\/\/theilluminatee.com\/products\/aquatic-entity-t-shirt","provider":"The Illuminatee","version":"1.0","type":"link"}